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John

Never has friends his own age.
That John always hangs out with those old kids
by Steve from florida October 22, 2019
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A very sexy man with a great personality and if you are dating this man don’t let him go

He is a very special man
by Date a John October 24, 2019
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get out of my face you bugs bunny lookin’ ass, yuck!!!1 youre crusty bro!!! tell me, how is it possible to look 7 and 29 at the same time!?!?! get lost bro
“john you look like bugs bunny 😳😳😳”
by MichaelJacksonHeeHee October 28, 2019
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John

1. A Toilet

2. A man who pays for services from a prostitute.

3. A young man: Tall, darkish brown hair that goes light in the summer, and tan skin that goes light in the winter.

He has a kind smile and even kinder personality, and is somewhere between a stereotypical surfer dude smoking joints with his buddies every other weekend and the good ol' southern boy who knocks on your door 15 minutes early with flowers and a drawl that makes your mom melt.
1. "I need to go hit the John, be right back."

2. "I've heard this John pays well: let's just hope he's worth it."

3. "OH MY GOD MIJA I LOVE YOUR BOYYYYFRIENDDDDD JOHN!!!"
by HackMeBiatchez January 7, 2020
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John

a very courteous middle aged man that will never understand what you're on about. However, his number one priority is to make you happy. That does make up for his stupidity.
John: "Are you cold? Come here, lets hug you for a bit."
me: "OK." (trying to relax, then sits up energetically) "You do know that my sun envies my moon and that they will always be in a frenzy because like fish they cannot come up for air, they rely on their gills, John!"
John: "Yupp. Now make yourself comfy."
by Krkič February 4, 2020
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John is a Sandwich sneaking coke stealing piece of crap. He will steal your food as he makes you unload his car. He will Propose using a chicken. They like crazy women and can’t drive.Not very educated or no common sense.
If you see a John hide your cokes
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Johned

Getting scissors shoved up your nose paintfully and slowly getting nose hair pulled out.
Child: "Hey dude, my dad's brother got Johned yesterday."
Other child: "lmao epic"
by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 12, 2020
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