When a man wraps bacon around his penis and then sticks his bacon wrapped dick into his significant others' asshole then once he has finished they take the bacon off and fry it and enjoy a delicous post anal sex snack.
by juicy jamess November 9, 2013
Get the indian baconmug. by PiMpShItFoRLiFe December 12, 2006
Get the bacon smugglermug. oh man, i found a shitload of bollock bacon in my bed this morning.
that bollock bacon needs some lotion to it
that bollock bacon needs some lotion to it
by minge_master_mike November 23, 2010
Get the Bollock Baconmug. A woven mat of bacon, double wrapped around a log of Italian sausage, drenched in BBQ sauce and smoked for 3 hours.
by omnomnombacon August 2, 2009
Get the Bacon Explosionmug. Canadian Bacon- mall cop/rent-a-cop
A rent-a-cop has no real authority, but they are still assholes and act like they are part of the Gestapo in Nazi Germany. They are still pigs, but they are lame...thus Canadian meaning boring/bland and bacon meaning pigs.
A rent-a-cop has no real authority, but they are still assholes and act like they are part of the Gestapo in Nazi Germany. They are still pigs, but they are lame...thus Canadian meaning boring/bland and bacon meaning pigs.
At first I got freaked out when I noticed the uniform, but I realized it was just Canadian bacon so I continued robbing this bitch at gunpoint.
by mts311311 April 13, 2009
Get the canadian baconmug. Common Verb; to Ben Bacon, is the act of getting mass groups of people blamed and/or yelled at for something that you did.
by Carson Carson November 24, 2006
Get the Ben Baconmug. When having 3 way sex with a plump or fat girl doggie style, her friend or other participants give a handjob to the person penetrating the girl from behind while the sex is at its peak.
"I was nailin fat Suzy from behind and her friend jumped in and started stroking my shaft while we were getting it on"
"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"
"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"
by Oscar Wyld August 25, 2011
Get the Bacon Handymug.