Iron Man

the guy who eats your children when you don't watch them

Jon: Hey, where's your kid?
Chris: He got eaten by Iron Man.
Jon: Again?!?!? That's the sixth time, Chris!

by Chikin3243 November 28, 2009

Iron Lung

A devise used to make the user inhale more then your muscle will let you inhale normally.

Hey man check out my iron lung! we can get mad hits off of this.

by will crowell June 19, 2006

Iron Mike

A dildoe specifically for the purpose of rectal penetration.

do you think she is going to call you? Oh no, she is probably buying batteries for her Iron Mike right now.

by TOTES MIGOATS October 26, 2011

iron chef

While having sexual intercourse with a woman, the man grips her hair in handlebars fashion. When the penetrating partner feels close to orgasm, he rips the pigtails off of his lover, ejaculates on the back of her head, and proceeds to beat the poor girl to death, using the pigtails as blunt objects and pounding them on her skull.

Girl: "Oh, have you seen that show, Iron Chef?"
Guy: "I actually do some Iron Chef stuff myself."
Girl: "You cook!?"
Guy: "Sure. Let's go back to my place and I'll show you."

by Intoxicated Turtle Fetus February 6, 2008

9-iron

Much like the golf club, a reference to someone who looks good from about 100 yards out, but not from up close.

The chick at the bar last night was about a 9-iron.

by Andy Lowe August 2, 2006

waffle iron

The act of ejaculating into any fleshy fold

Brian: “Hey, girl! How was your date last night?”
Ross: “Well, dinner was dreadful and the conversation was dreary, but as I’m sure you already know, a batter queen like me is always satisfied when a date ends with a waffle iron.”

by Dignity's Foe March 28, 2012

waffle iron

The waffle iron, simply put, is taking a dump on a persons chest, picking up a tennis raquet, and smacking the poo from the top with the raquet. Thus, creating a "waffle iron" effect on the feces.

while he was passed out, instead of writing on mike, we decided to give him a waffle iron.

by CFP July 24, 2008