sell the wood

An expression originating from the Albanian version (me i shit drunjte) which means that one is extremely smashed.
- Did you sell the wood?
- Yeah, I am very drunk!
by pidhiqyqes June 10, 2009
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choppin' the wood

Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.
I was choppin' the wood last night and I got a giant blister in the middle of my hand.
by 2nd Seal September 10, 2003
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Tiger Woods

To get divorced by way of playing 18 holes on the skanky public course when you've got a perfectly good place to use your putter in your own house.
Suddenly, doing the Tiger Woods tour took on a whole new meaning.
by Cunningest Linguist January 01, 2010
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to give wood

give me wood , prison slang , to give wood is to suck another mans cock and make it erecet.

usually something done to degrade a prisoner , its not gay either , its about power and belittlement .
to give wood , bellittlling , humiliating , suck cock , power,
by locks heath renegade master January 16, 2011
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Frank Woods

Frank Woods is one of the main characters in the Call of Duty Black Ops series (which takes place in the time period of the Cold War). If you have played any of the games there's a 99% chance you love this character

Frank Woods is in the following games Call of Duty Black Ops, Call of Duty Black Ops 2, Call of Duty Black Ops 4, Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War. He is also in Call of Duty Modern Warfare (2019) as a pre order bonus for pre ordering Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War.

Master Sergeant Frank Woods has gone on many iconic missions throughout all of the Call of Duty games he's in. In one of his most iconic missions we see Frank Woods and Alex Mason (another Call of Duty Black Ops character) set out to assassinate Fidel Castro but when they get him they realize they assassinated a body double and it leads to Alex Mason getting captured by the communists. There are some many iconic missions with Woods in it wood take too long to list all of them. (The gif is of Fidel Castro not Frank Woods because there weren't any gifs of him)
Person 1: Who is that badass character from Call of Duty Black Ops campaign?

Person 2: Come on man how do you not remember Frank Woods name?
by SirTaco123 September 08, 2020
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mourning wood

When you get an erection due to nostalgic thoughts of an ex-lover.
Dude 1: "Stacy's ass was so nice... I miss it so much..." *pops boner*
Dude 2: "Did you just get mourning wood?!"
by Hoochiecaca August 31, 2011
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Bullers Wood

School for J BagsWho chat shit and snake to the there teachers who are going to be buried in 3-5 years.
I went to Bullers Wood,turnt out I have 6 kids and on benefits
by Pussyasshoesyoucouldnever April 18, 2019
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