p 1: "ohemgee! ____ told me he loved me yesterday!!!!!"
p 2: "bro come on now we all know mfs that say "I Love You" are liars. LAMAOAMOAMOAMAOMAOAOM
p 2: "bro come on now we all know mfs that say "I Love You" are liars. LAMAOAMOAMOAMAOMAOAOM
by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie February 12, 2023

by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023

by ucouldn3va April 10, 2022

“I love you” directly translates to “fuck me right on the floor until I throw up from overstimulation and there’s cum everywhere”
😋🤞
😋🤞
by Yaemikosbitch October 12, 2022

Default phrase of Indian origin, commonly used to indicate that whatever was said previously was untrue/does not matter and person saying it wants to be in other person's good books again. Alternatively, used to distract a person during an argument/boring conversation. The "no" at the end is for emphasis, Indian-style!!
Omg Jade is the sexiest thing alive......but I love you no!!
Salesperson: blah blah blah.....
You: but I love you no!!!
Salesperson: huh? (stunned silence)
You: (makes their escape)
Salesperson: blah blah blah.....
You: but I love you no!!!
Salesperson: huh? (stunned silence)
You: (makes their escape)
by Bookworm Mamma's Girl February 17, 2010

Definition of I love you as a person that loves you in some kind of way that day in love with you and they were married you and take care of you for the rest of their life
by XxxxtiktokgurlXxxx June 13, 2021

Usually between sex with complete strangers, coming to an agreement beforehand, I love you play is a kink/fantasy play during sex where one would say I love you and the other would say I love you too.
Him: I love you
Her: I love you too,
Later on: him: glad we hooked up! That was fun. Great I love you play !
Her: I love you too,
Later on: him: glad we hooked up! That was fun. Great I love you play !
by Graywolf655 December 9, 2022
