Smooth Hump
A rhythmic, caressing, up and down motion.
Smooth Hump by Fuzzy Pete March 5, 2014
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Quasi-hump
Noun or Verb: Inspired by Quasimodo. An obstacle or “hunchback” (if you will) that unexpectedly screws up your routine. Almost as if your day was going to be straight, i.e. your predetermined plan or a normal person’s spine, until some happiness offender throws metaphoric garbage in your path. Quasimodo had to get over looking like Streganonna, performing manual labor (probably without disability compensation), and living in the hot gypsy friend-zone. If no one threw him a quasi-hump he would have AT LEAST been an option on “Which Disney Prince Would You Marry”, and worst case scenario tied with the Beast. Aka the equivalent of a 400-pound creature with excessive body hair.
1. I was killing it on the dance floor until the DJ quasi-humped my night by turning on Nickelback.
2. Took a bite of a “chocolate chip” cookie.. Oatmeal raisin. Total quasi-hump.
2. Took a bite of a “chocolate chip” cookie.. Oatmeal raisin. Total quasi-hump.
Quasi-hump by ModoMere December 2, 2015
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Reverse Hump
"Hey, you were humping me in your sleep"
"No, you were reverse humping me pretending I was humping you"
"No, you were reverse humping me pretending I was humping you"
Reverse Hump by Bruce Bane April 12, 2016
Forrest Hump
(v.) To relentlessly have sex with someone, as an analogy of the well-known scene in Forrest Gump where the main character runs across the US without having a break.
Person 1: Hey babe, I'm feeling so horny today that I think I could Forrest Hump you all night long, what you think?
Person 2: Fuck off!
Person 2: Fuck off!
Forrest Hump by ilsa chinaski June 1, 2017
Forrest Hump
(n.) High sex driven person who is capable of having a nearly endless sexual session without feeling tired
"Hey, I've heard that geeky nerdy weirdo from Maths class is such a Forrest Hump.. who would've thought right?!"
Forrest Hump by ilsa chinaski June 1, 2017
sitting on the hump
Sitting on the hump. Phrase •
Sitting on the hump is when a woman is on her period and sits on her tampon.
Sitting on the hump is when a woman is on her period and sits on her tampon.
sitting on the hump by Dakota38 September 18, 2017