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joslyn holthaus

Short ass bitch who thinks she knows everything and is better then everyone
by Figaro February 27, 2019
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houlo

a guy who has two frappes at brigham's then picks out the oreos investigates them then eats then
jamal was being a houlo while absolutely chugging the frappes and repeating the words " these are my dinner"
by jen aniston June 21, 2006
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Holtby

Most annoying gilr on Facebook who comments on things when she shouldn't. Drinks way more than her lanky body can handle and the toilet is her best friend. She likes to steal things from cafeterias and not give them back. Tends to have one to two different guys a week in her room. Even though it is not her first name it is a more fun and easier identifier.
Where's Holtby?
In the room with a guy
Dave?
no
Guy shane?
No
Nick
No
Then who?
I don't know but judging by earlier activities she's sleeping on porcelain tonight!
by pillowfuninhav January 9, 2011
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Houstoned

Pronouned: Hue - stoned.

Being wrongly accused by the police for carrying a firearm you have a permit for.
Jeremiah was houstoned when tackled from behind by police while he was dancing at a concert on the University Lawns. They believed he illegally carried a gun.
by Godfrey Bouillon June 13, 2007
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Houlton

Known for being a credit addict, Also manages minecraft servers. Big wang.
Has Houlton responded to your application yet?
by Reassembly August 22, 2020
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houlihandy

'hulɪˈhændi, noun:

A hand job given in the lavatory of a chain restaurant, normally Houlihan's. Usually takes place after the cheque has been paid but has been known to happen as early as the appetizer. Goes great with good food at competitive prices.
John: So how was your date?

Mike: Pretty good! We went to Houlihan's, I had an awesome bacon cheeseburger, and I even ended up getting a houlihandy before we left! Then we went back to my place and watched The New Adventures of Old Christine!

John: Well I'm glad you had fun, Evan really seems like a nice guy.
by Mike_from_Houlihan's July 20, 2011
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HOULLLLARGGGGGGH

The correct way of textually communicating a unique sound of any kind of extreme emotion.
"Why did you bring your ipad!?"

"I just wanna charge it."
"HOULLLLARGGGGGGH"
by ThePancake September 26, 2011
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