AJAX HORN

If you're ever lucky to meet an Ajax Horn. You are to be one of the luckiest people alive. They are, handsome, selfless, and honest. Always tending to others before themselves. Takes the time out of their day to send you a good morning and goodnight message even after just speaking to them over the phone. They are a one of a kind friend. A best friend. Someone willing to listen when you pour your heart out. Someone willing to smile through the day when you can't. Someone willing to come up with all the lamest jokes to make you laugh. Ajax Horn's is everything you could ever want in a person and more. They are love, they are happiness, they are laughter, they are light on the darkest of days. Soft and gentle when things get rough. They deserve the world. They deserve nothing but happiness and love. If I were to have an Ajax Horn, I would do nothing short of continuously proving how much he means to me. Mwuah x

Do you have an Ajax Horn?
Yes I DO!! He's the best.

by HalfCastVenom December 22, 2021

popcorn horn

The act of expelling popcorn out of one's anus through a brown vuvuzela during the special olympics. See poopoozela.

Rumor has it that the song "She Wolf" was conceived when Shakira was popcorn horned by Kimbo Slice.

by veronicacolemanfromucdavis November 21, 2010

bumping horns

banging

Okay, well, I heard Ronnie Sullivan and Jeremy Reynolds were bumping horns like two rhinos at the Summer Market.

by anonymous March 30, 2022

horn sausage

Someone who thinks about sex constantly and is not afraid to let their passion show.

Eg. Touching / kissing passionately

He is such a horn sausage you should of seen him with that woman

by Weetyswip August 11, 2015

Grandma horn

refers to the gramophone-like shape of a plastic bag stuck into any vessel (bottles, cartoons or bowls etc.) to funnel or contain/include.

Jack II: In those good old days of wooden dinghies, no guys would hesitate when the nature called you. No cond-u-its, not even T-party kids in ports.
Jackie: But ladies should truely thank Prauda brains, who turned those stinky sailcloth buckets into fashionable wash&dry TOTO bags!
Rose: So, grandma horns wasn't grandma's idea, anyway...

by 👹 murmur raider September 15, 2019

gooney horn

Aka clitoris.

I flicked her gooney horn with My younger and her toes curled

by anonymous March 11, 2022

freedom horn

Historically known as a trumpet. The name was changed in early 2017 to eliminate any association with the odious 45th President of the United States.

The freedom horn player declined to play the inauguration.

by SantaFeTrail-er January 30, 2017