Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.

Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

snooki-hook

The act of hitting a female, most commonly in the face with use of the fist.

"When it became evident she wasn't going to make me a sandwich, I damn near snooki-hooked her on the spot."

"If that silly bitch joins one more Facebook fan page expressing her emotions I'm going to snooki-hook her into next Wednesday."

by Liam Shag January 4, 2010

music hooker

a fucking music whore, cannot live a day without listening to music.

guy1: i forgot my ipod! FUUUCK
guy2: its not the end of the world though.

guy1: but i need something plugged in my ears!

guy2: pssh music hooker

by fuckturd July 28, 2010

hoodooed

African based folk Magic and control practiced in the U.S. and Caribbean, usually used to bring bad luck.

Keith admitted that he had been hoodooed, reinstated the ticket and asked the Administrative Office of the Courts to send a judge and a prosecutor from outside Forsyth County to handle the matter once and for all.

by igotjokes April 14, 2010

Brown Hook

The act of forming a hook shape with either 1 or 2 fingers and proceeding to jam it into your buddy's ass to see his reaction and discomfort. It is not at all homosexual but extremely hilarious. One usually screams HOOK!! during the action of brown hooking someone.

Worker 1-(bending over to pick something up)
Worker 2- (Screams HOOK!!)and brown hooks the unsuspecting worker

by The Hook Inventor November 28, 2007

Dirty Fish Hook

When you stick yer finger up a chick's poop chute, hop on her back, stick yer finger in her mouth, and give the 'ol fish hook.

Clay couldn't wait to give his wife the dirty fish hook and make her taste her own feces.

by Fudgy McPoo February 2, 2004

Shit Hook

Slang for the US Ch-47 "Chinook"

Here come the shit hooks, take cover!

by screecwe August 21, 2009