Faux Help Link 

1. The unequivocal knowing that clicking anything marked "Click here for help" will lead to everything but what is relevant to your problem.

Susan: "I tried playing the .MP4 video you gave me, but the media player said something like 'Unrecognized format' and 'Click here for help.' I clicked help and it gave me 29 pages of the history of media players and a bunch of pop-ups for porn sites."

Mike: "Oh oh...the Faux Help Link. Forget it. I'll make a DVD..."

Faux Help Link by Nuxodom November 22, 2009

this is a cry for help 

I'm so tired of everything this is why I wrote this Is a cry for help please let me out of this basement I have been trapped for 10 years help.

This is a cry for help please help God please God please I have been hunting the rats for food help I have to drink my own pee help help help help help help help

this is a cry for help by Imbored9876 September 24, 2023

Stop it, Get some help. 

Meme of the PSA anti-drug campaign by Micheal Jordan and said the memen.

Stop it, Get some help.

Stop it, Get some help. by hehe Captain October 18, 2020

Here to help

I'm so far removed from this process

I'm Here to help but, I don't do "beneath me" shit anymore... Eat a dick... Figure it out your damn self....

Here to help by Are You Sure April 5, 2010

get help 

To acquire psychological aid via medications and psychologists.

Maria, I thought you went to get help for your condition?

Yeah, I tried... he denied me because I'm TOO crazy

get help by maximsbestgirl July 30, 2010

natasha help me plz

a girl was stuck in a wall in roblos and she asked natasha to help her (natasha didnt help)

girl 1: natasha help me plz! im stuck in a wall!

natasha: no

natasha help me plz by sillygoose400 July 27, 2021

AP bio-help

Obtaining ass on a daily basis, with the pretense of studying for AP Biology, usually with a male companion. This act is often referred to as Bio-ass and is commonly performed by a Bio-Slut.

Girl who wants ass: I believe I am failing bio, I could really use some AP bio-help! *WINK*
Boy with the available ass: No, I seem to remember that you aced the last test, but I will still make time to help you out. *WINK WINK*
Girl who wants ass: That sounds fabulous! Lets get dinner first.

AP bio-help by girls before guys December 27, 2010