shake hands with the unemployed

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

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handski

Alternate term for a handjob.

In Stillwater, Oklahoma, they skip the handski and go straight for the mouthski - Officer Slater (Superbad deleted scenes).

by JJ Hard-on January 9, 2008

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Stoner Handshake

The act of passing marijuana or money during a handshake between a dealer and buyer to make the drug deal inconspicuous.

Dude 1: Did you even give him the money bro?

Dude 2: Yeah man, i gave him a stoner handshake!

by treythetruth13 September 30, 2010

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Handshaker

A car with manual transmission.

I'd loan you my car for the weekend, but I know you hate to drive a handshaker.

by ChristianRory December 28, 2005

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The act of using something furry to cover your hands for warmth, usually resulting in your fingers losing their dexterity for everyday uses.

Can also be used when trying to steal someone elses warmth by squeezing your hands into their gloves while they are still wearing them.

I can't believe I left my muff hands at home today, its freezing outside.

C'mon over here and give me some of that muff hands action!

I can't unock my iPhone with these muff hands!

by Miss Muff Hands November 22, 2011

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April 18 National hold hands day

April 18, On April 18 it’s nation hold hands day, single or not if someone wants to hold your hand you have to let them.

I’m going to hold your hand on April 18 national hold hands day

by Jsksk April 17, 2019

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phelps hands

A craze, if not fetish, among the fans of Harry Potter franchise star's James and Oliver Phelps. It developes most often when you look past their beautiful faces, and see their well-kept, muscular, large hands.

"I totally get what you were saying about Phelps Hands now."
"Yeah, they definitely cause lady boners."

"I saw a tumblr all about Phelps Hands yesterday. It caused an ovary explosion deep inside me."
"Me too, girl, me too."

by PhelpsHandphetish August 20, 2011

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