typical fucking handjob

someone you dont want to be around because they are constantly doing handjobish acts.

everyone left the party because vinny was acting like a typical fucking handjob.

by TARA1980 February 26, 2008

handjob

A shittier version of what you can do to yourself.

handjob self pleasure masturbation

by mrwordsy February 23, 2015

Peruvian handjob

the act of getting a handjob with a cocaine leaf then busting it in the leaf and cutting it up and snorting it.

Noah went to the eastside for beer and a Peruvian Handjob

by borusb August 24, 2011

Cold Handjob

when your girlfriend has cold hand and gives you a handjob

tim my girl always gives me a cold handjob

chris so what? thats the only way I can finish

tim dude....

by dcwwcd June 3, 2011

News Handjob

Reading news for the sole purpose of confirming your own beliefs.

Instead of reading the NYT or the Washington Post Rob is getting a news handjob by clicking on Brietbart
a news hand job

by Johnny Cos December 15, 2017

Danish Handjob

A conventional handjob - though not to completion - wherein the receiver alternates between stroking the shaft and painfully crushing the testicles.

I was in my car with my latest guy-friend the other day, and I totally gave him a Danish Handjob.

by Mr Monotony June 2, 2018

Muppet Handjob

Receiving a hand job with a sock with googly eyes.

Yo dude, she gave me a Muppet Handjob!

What's that?

Receiving a hand job with a sock on my dick with googly eyes.

by Buffalo Bourbon Lady December 5, 2019