A hamster is a small, round rodent that usually people keep as a pet. They are so cute and adorable that you almost want to grill one and eat it. Their life purpose is to make a whole loop around their running wheel, but always remember that under that cute little fur there is a tiny murderer who is watching you when are sleeping.
by Unzfilibabba March 23, 2020
Get the Hamstermug. a cute doggy that eats like a hamster; Chubby cheeks and small nibbles while making cute eye contact with master. Sometimes likes to pretend master is the doggy but in reality can't do shit. cutest puppy in the world that master loves so so so much. ily
by ilil0417 November 26, 2021
Get the hamster doggymug. The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
Get the Hamster washing machinemug. Dave climbed on top of his car and stuck his dick through the sunroof because Becky wanted to be a thirsty hamster.
by Subzrow February 20, 2024
Get the Thirsty Hamstermug. When you climb on top of car and stick your dick through the sunroof, then get finished off until you drip like a hamsters water bottle into her mouth.
by Leonard1541452 June 4, 2024
Get the Hamster feedingmug. A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.
You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).
You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).
"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."
by TheBookofJo September 13, 2022
Get the A Hamstermug. by Ella13 July 20, 2021
Get the Hamsteringmug.