A gaping anus. Achieved through fisting or sexual penetration with a girthy cock or sex toy. See gaping.
Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.
Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
Get the Stretched Hammug. Bro 1: yo im starving but i don’t wana go get food.
Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.
Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.
by Bro mcdudeson January 14, 2018
Get the floor hammug. A gambling term for someone that has a record of losing consistently but then starts winning a few games in a short period of time
That guy lost money for the past 104 days, but has won several times in the past week! He’s on a real Ham Heater!
by Somebody8827 July 30, 2020
Get the Ham Heatermug. by huck&shred March 7, 2013
Get the ham-fistermug. Man I got a moist ham. It’s hot as hell out.
That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.
She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.
She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
Get the Moist Hammug. A baby hawk stuck in a tree for 3 days. Has to be brought down by a southern lumber jack man and is now debated as baby Stephen hawking or hawking ham
by Lil bitch 123 May 21, 2020
Get the Hawking hammug. Sitting on a freezing toilet seat in the act to go to the bathroom. Therefore making your buns a bit chilly.
*Toilet flush*
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.
by Lunchboxian March 29, 2010
Get the Cold Hammug.