Hallepoonia

After reciving good ass poon.
you say this.

"aye man i just had some good ass poon."

-"foreal was it that God-poon?"

"yeah i was like, Hallepoonia!!"

by KAarineDP May 21, 2008

hallr

To spend time with your best friends.

I need to HALLR soon!

by *Lindz* July 6, 2008

Hazlerig

To fix something a different way than suppose to...knowing it will work.

You Hazlerigged that, didn't you?

by MoosetteMooseboi February 7, 2010

Haileraids

The inability to type a full sentence without the presence of mistakes.

Dude, I was chatting with this girl last night and I had complete haileraids.

by The Man Behind The Mask123 November 30, 2011

Hallelujah Trails

Slimy secretions like a snail trail that provide evidence a gentleman has reached satisfaction.

"Oooh, that's got it," sighed Jez as he spaffed his wad. "Sorry about the Hallelujah Trails over your face though doll."

by The Rejected October 11, 2011

Halberta

The name for the province of Alberta in Canada after having been taken over by various corporations intent on the liquidation of environmental asset, namely Halliburton in relations to the abundant Tar Sands.

" I hear that in Halberta they give 400 dollars to every man woman and child in recompense for the destruction of caribou wintering grounds."

"Honey, get the kids, we're moving to Halberta."

by theluckiestboyintheworld January 2, 2012

halleshitosis

Halleshitosis- (noun)

A more severe form of halletosis; in which your breath smells like shit.

Her: Damn honey did you brush your teeth today?

Him: yes, why?

Her: your breath wreaks! You have some major halleshitosis going on. Smells like you drank a shit shake for breakfast!

by Sneakyneeks September 22, 2013