When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.
Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"
by MiMimmmmmmm February 2, 2012
Get the half-hardedmug. by Anomynous stonker May 11, 2020
Get the Half a Peanutmug. by @kdhaynes April 21, 2009
Get the half shackingmug. A task so prolonged or difficult, it seems as though you're taking on more than you bargained for. Once completed, you feel so irritated (or relieved, depending on the situation) that you can't help but talk about it to someone.
Sophie: I didn't get picked up yesterday afternoon and had to walk home. It took me two bloody hours!
John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.
John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.
by MysteryGirl05 November 19, 2013
Get the Mission and a halfmug. A variation of sexual intercourse enabling the male to give the female double the girth but only half the length. This is achieved by going in with a flaccid penis folded in half.
by SlyD0g March 4, 2017
Get the Double-half.mug. Someone who wishes to be a legend however the person in question lacks the mental capability to be considered a legend.
by Legend Status October 17, 2017
Get the Half Legendmug. by styzz fan May 9, 2023
Get the half a penniemug.