half-harded

When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.

Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"

by MiMimmmmmmm February 2, 2012

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Half a Peanut

Bit of a chonk, has chonky fingees and likes ice cream

Hey, you look like Half a Peanut

by Anomynous stonker May 11, 2020

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half shacking

Living together under the same roof part-time.

No girl, we're not really living together. We are only half shacking.

by @kdhaynes April 21, 2009

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A task so prolonged or difficult, it seems as though you're taking on more than you bargained for. Once completed, you feel so irritated (or relieved, depending on the situation) that you can't help but talk about it to someone.

Sophie: I didn't get picked up yesterday afternoon and had to walk home. It took me two bloody hours!

John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.

by MysteryGirl05 November 19, 2013

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Double-half.

A variation of sexual intercourse enabling the male to give the female double the girth but only half the length. This is achieved by going in with a flaccid penis folded in half.

It was like throwing a sausage down a hallway, so I gave her some good old double-half.

by SlyD0g March 4, 2017

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