Chicago Hot Dog

The Chicago Hot Dog is a fake sexual act unique to Chicago and its elevated train system.
The Chicago Hot Dog consists of a man receiving oral sex while standing with his back to a pillar of the L-train, and timing his orgasm to coincide with a train going past overhead, thunderously. The skill required to do this -- and sexual pay-off -- are enormous.

On my last company trip to Chicago I totally failed to close the business deal, but hey, I got a really nice Chicago Hot Dog at midnight, so I didn't go to bed mad.

Chicago Hot Dog by Didaskalos January 24, 2021

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corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog

A creation of popular YouTuber JennaMarbles’ friend, Jason Sullivan, in which the bone of a corn cob is replaced by a hot dog.

Yesterday, I made a corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog. It was awful.

corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog by plumphobia March 17, 2021

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spicy hot dog

When the man takes a shit then rams his dick through it, and then puts it in a hot dog bun. Then the woman deep throats him, gobbling it all up.

Sally liked the spicy hot dog I placed in her mouth. She moaned in ecstasy.

spicy hot dog by john the fucker of mouths October 16, 2008

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blue hot dog

A disease that causes the males genital area to turn blue and release a discharge; usually from rough sex, or having sex with a woman that has blue waffle.

My penis is blue man, that chick must have given me blue hot dog.

blue hot dog by sally apples June 2, 2011