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Gumpism

A character exhibited by a person, what many consider as a stage of mental retardation, until they give a little deeper thought to discover those actions have witty logic and humane reason.
Tom was ridiculed by his classmates until they discovered his gumpism
by rash driver July 11, 2010
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Gumpin

A cliff at dolime quarry in Guelph Ontario. The name came to be when some drunken idiot (read: typical cliff jumper) tried to spray paint "Jump In" but managed to spell "Gjump In" which has now been shortened to "gumpin". A gumpin is also a measurement. 1 gumpin = ~25ft
a gumpin is not a static measurement because a gumpin is defined as "the distance from the top of the cliff to the water" thus a gumpin is never the same.
S: I dare you to dive off the gumpin!
T: I dare you to gainer the gumpin!
S: I dont know how to GAY-NOR
T: It's "gainer" not gaynor, you fucker.
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I answered my physics test in gumpin lengths.
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Dude that cliff is like 3/4ths of a gumpin.
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Gumpin is pronounced "Guu-om-pin"
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the amount of water in dolime quarry is 36 gumpins cubed (i.e. 36g^3 opposed to 300m^3)
by i<3jackjohnson March 4, 2009
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Gumpy

A person who is extra strange, silly, nerdy and dorky. In any sequence of combination of the latter. The key to gumpyness is that the person that posseses these qualitys loves them... in every way. And the person must use the term "hess".
"dude, that guy who works at tacobell is extra gumpy"
by Ricky and Danny October 1, 2005
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gumpy

noun.
Australian military slang for chocolate bars/confectionery.
Go down the canteen and get me some gumpies.
by Anonymous May 11, 2003
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Gumpy Footjob

When one has gumpy and big feet and gives someone a footjob.
Wow your feet are gumpy, can u give me a gumpy footjob?
by Majestic J April 24, 2009
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Gumper

(noun)
Someone who is "Gumpy", lengthy, tall, uncordinated kind of person.
One who's some what like a loser, or a dork.. somebody who falls alot, clumsy, etc.
Dooode, look at that guy over there, he's such a gumper yo'.
Yo' that basketball player sucks, he's a major gumper.
by dEMAR J* February 13, 2009
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Gumpf

Extremely stupid person, complete idiocy, human that lacks the ability to use their mind. Also can be comparable to being as dumb as an ape.
Wow he's so gumpf he can't ever comprehend first grade material.
by hutzal September 19, 2016
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