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German Jerkoff

The act of masturbating to David Hasselhoff's picture while wearing lederhosen and playing german polka music.
Colton: Hey I am having a German Jerkoff party this weekend, you wanna cum. hehe
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
Colton: Im so happy we are so close

Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.
by Waskar March 14, 2011
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Germanated

To get absolutely catastrophically destroyed without hope of a full comeback.
"Did you see Germany vs England?"
"Yeah 4-1, they got Germanated"

"Brazil.7-1 huh?"
"Germanated"*cries*
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German Spongebob

When you take a shit on your partner and rub it around with a sponge during sexual activities. Usually on ones chest.
She gave me the German Spongebob last night.
by Impalaman67 January 2, 2017
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German

A person that is from germany. They are not nazis, are legal to drink at age 16, the best product of germany is beer. They do NOT run around in Lederhosen, nor do they only eat Sauerkraut.

German women are usually very attractive, but only up to a certain age.

German men are pretty attractive too, but do not have the greatest personalities.

Germans have one of the highest alcohol tolerances in the world, and love to party it up.
Also: germans have a funny accent when they speak english at first.
Girl 1: I tried talking to this hot german dude yesterday..
Girl 2: And?
Girl 1: He cockblocked himself with that accent. I started laughing hysterically.

Guy1: Shiz, man. Did you see what that german drank yesterday?
Guy2: No, why?
Guy1: He just absorbed anything alcoholic close to him!
Guy2: Thats the germans!
by TinaNirvana January 7, 2011
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german face of death

To put one's head inside a woman's vagina and scream as loud as possible until one runs out of breath and dies.
"Did you hear what happened to Kent?" "Yeah man, he had the whole world in front of him, I can't believe he went out giving that hoe the german face of death."
by The Most Glorious Ocho January 5, 2009
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german kangaroo

When a man lies on his back with a boner pointing straight up and the girl jumps and lands with her puss on his dick off a mini trampoline, then immediatley starts shitting over his balls.
-Max broke his dick off when Katie screwed up her german kangaroo.
-Although Julie thought she was a prude the mear mention of a german kangaroo was just what she needed to get her off her ass and on a cock.
by Muscles and Dark Chocolate January 26, 2008
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German Dynamite

A firecracker that's about 3 inches long and 1 inch wide and makes an incredibly loud explosion. Usually used to blow up fruits, pumpkins on halloween, mailboxes, and other items that happen to be outside.
I lit off a stick of german dynamite earlier today. I couldn't hear out my left ear for close to a minute.
by Ah-dum September 20, 2008
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