guarding rooster

cock blocker; one who prevents another from having sexual relations. Also shortened as GR.

Yo man, I was trying to get with Emily but Ben is such a guarding rooster.

by miniricci March 9, 2010

wests guard

A security guard who are the first sign of anything physical happening to him. Becomes terrified and begins to sweat shake and not be able to speak properly.

He’s not for this pub he’s a wests guard.

by King Kongo March 10, 2023

TV Guard

A ghost which guards a TV and takes control on what you watch

Also the TV Guard can get out of the TV and go to another TV.

No example lel also TV Guard can sometimes be useless cuz it's lazy as heck

by Spooder-Mana November 3, 2021

Pulling Guard

Preformed by pulling your opponent between your legs to be able to control their posture whilst on your back. Usually done during hand on hand combat.

Shit, I fucked up an overhead sweep, have to pull guard.
I'm too fucking tired to stand, gonna pull guard.
"Did he just pull guard? Are you shitting me?" - coach
"Quit pulling guard bitch."

by astro-grappling November 15, 2022

Guard Mount Broke

The single greatest phrase ever said within security forces. When spoken it manifests unending amounts of adrenaline and willingness to complete the day. Also creates blindness to certain actions to keep from extending shifts.

Guard mount broke let’s get outta here.

by MarshallBurnetts March 12, 2022

Full body guard

It is a combat formation that allows you to throw a flying elbow and karate chop with out your opponent seeing it coming while protecting ur head and body.

"He wants to fight i better get in full body guard "

by Fullbodyguardacademy December 31, 2018

Sadistic Auschwitz Guard

Well then I guess there's no reason to talk to YOU, Jordan. Right. Because you said YOU (Meaning the audience) would be an evil Auschwitz guard and WOULD LIKE IT. Those are your exact words. EVERYONE would be an evil Auschwitz guard. That's what you said. So which is it?

Hym "Are we ALL sadistic Auschwitz guard or do we all HAVE TO agree the sadistic Auschwitz guard is a UNIQUE EVIL that is indefensible? And how is saying the 'You would be an evil Auschwitz guard and you would like it' NOT a defense of evil Auschwitz guard? Because the latter is the exact opposite of what you were saying earlier. It can't be both and it can't be neither. It's either unique to 'evil people' or it could be anyone. That's your Satan, Jordan. And not in the banal miltonian sense. Satan is the nebulous boogeyman that constitutes 'The wrong type of person.' The combat of whom justifies anything and to whom you're allowed to do whatever you want. It's where the conservative pedophile revenge fantasies stem. I am your Satan. You're doimg the same thing that Dr. K was doing when he got side-swiped by Chris Williamson. Self-contradictory statement to detract from the fact that you were WRONG AND A COWARD framed as the structure of reality manifesting itself as your behavior."

by Hym Iam April 19, 2024