grapes

potent purple marijuana from california or the west coast.

i got them grapes!

by movinMEAN February 25, 2011

Grape fruiting

The act of a male being orally stimulated well having a gape fruit with a hole in the center moved up and down on the shaft of the males penis.

Wife: hey honey i bought a grape fruit for tonight.
Man: well i guess i am getting Grape fruiting tonight.

by Matti W. January 14, 2016

graping the squildo

to be aroused by something, when you really, really shouldn't.
this does not include jailbait

also: grapes my squildo

cor! jimmy tarbuck's on jordan's body! thats really graping my squildo!

by lo, the greebo warrior January 20, 2004

Grapist

A character from a video by the comedy group "The Whitest Kids You Know" Also can be used as a character in the game of LARP (live action role play) The grapist powers are but not limited to; Throwing grapes into opponents mouths. Using a squirt gun filled with grape juice in his/her graping conquest, and tying down people to radiators and taking them down to basements to finnish their graping conquest. To be a Grapist one must wear all purple, preferable with a hat, in a creative way. When looking for opponent LARPers grapist much chooses ones wearing purple whenever possible (because they are asking for it). Grapist must also use funny catch phrases from the video short, such as "I'm gonna grape you in the mouth."

Dude, what character should i be for LARPing today??

like oh my god, you would make such a great grapist, i mean look at you! you're wearing purple, just asking for it!

by The Grapist of LARP July 12, 2010

Grape

Grape is a term used in a comedic sketch from the sketch comedy group The Whitest Kids U' Know (or WKUK).

It is not to be mistaken for 'Rape'.
Nobody knows exactly what graping is, but we know it doesn't mean rape or preform any non-PG television action.

"I'm gonna grape your mom, your dad, you cousin, your uncle, and then I'm gonna grape YOU when you're tied to the bed post, and then I'm gonna grape you all in the basement FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!"

by ac3092 December 9, 2009

sour grapes

this phrase is derived from the fable by an acient guy called aesop

the story is that a fox sees some grapes high up0n a tree, he tries to get them,but after many failed attempts,the fox walks aways and says "they are probably sour anyway"

when somebody says "thats sour grapes" they are talkign about somebody desiring something,but unable to have it,so they pretend like they dont want it.when infact they do!

guy1 (who is blonde) : wow that girl is fit
guy2: dude she h8s blonde guys!
guy1: oh i dont care she is probably a dyke anyway

by ps7 September 13, 2005

Grapefruit Tree

A tall and/or exceedingly slender woman with no hips, a flat buttocks and large, protruding breasts. Grapefruit may be substituted for any fruit that grows on a tree but which more closely approximates the size of the breasts at hand (pun intended).

Man 1: What do you think of Angelina Jolie?

Man 2: Well, her lips make her look like she's trying to swallow a pair of boxing gloves and the rest just looks like someone trained a grapefruit tree to walk.

Man 1: Harsh.

Man 2: That's how I roll.

by Shandooga McGluckfeez November 4, 2010