Gooner

What a passion goon does; a person or thing that uses articles, to improve one quality of being a goon.

That boy locks himself in his room for hours on end making a lot of noise. He must be a gooner.

by Kulacal February 8, 2025

gooner

someone who has the innate desire to goon

he is such a gooner.

by Kykai February 10, 2025

goonecologist

One who specializes in the practice of gooning.

He sure is thirsty. Must be a certified goonecologist.

by Keegababy February 12, 2025

goonentine

A person that you goon with on Valentine’s Day

Me and my goonentine were stroking our meat tip to tip while watching gay porn.

by Your goonentine February 14, 2025

goonermaxer

A person that goons alot or is weird to be araund.

Henry was so touchy today.

I know hes such a goonermaxer

by Eespruh February 20, 2025

goonershit

Someone who chooses to masturbate in a public bathroom

Goonershit #1: "Yo what you gooning to in there?"
Goonershit #2: "This Jade chick from Fortnite"

by watchingted February 25, 2025

Gooner Supreme

This prestigious title is awarded to the most dedicated and knowledgeable Gooners who have demonstrated an exceptional level of expertise, loyalty, and passion for the Goon. It is a distinction reserved for those who have earned the highest recognition within the community by becoming the Gooner Supreme.

Example: After 10 years of straight Goon, Nick Adatia was recognized and named the Gooner Supreme.

by Gooner Supreme March 2, 2025