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Google Jockey

Somebody who answers a question asked by a teacher, friend, etc by typing the question into Google or another search engine and belting out the first thing they see. Can be done on the phone, in class, etc.
Mrs. Lenox: What is the exact number for Pi?

Jimmy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067

Mrs. Lenox: Stop being a Google Jockey and answer with your knowledge, not Google's.
by Jewash December 18, 2008
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google call

Getting a call from a friend to look up something for you on google when they are in a store, in the field, or otherwise not near a computer.

Calls from grocery stores are quite common, often asking for lists of ingrediants.

Derived from "Booty Call"
My girlfriend just google called me from Escondito to find her a radio station.
by Prof_Moriarity September 20, 2006
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not typing that into google

Like TWSS, is used to make innuendo out of someone's comment. Can be used more broadly than TWSS, since it doesn't have to apply to the bedroom. Can also be said as, "don't type that into google".
You: Hand me that three-way light bulb.
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Laughter ensues)

You: That was a real shocker you gave me!
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Confused look by You)

You: Can you two pour the girls a cup?
Me: Don't type that into google.
(Disgusted look by You)
by Roll Here Eggo May 26, 2009
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Mystery Google

probably the best website ever. you type something in the engine and you get what the last person searched for. good for when you are bored.

most people put in AIM screen names, e-mails, or cell phone numbers and tells the person to message them. it also gives out missions which people can complete and put on MLIA.
I got a Mystery Google Mission to text this person and ask for the Cookie Monster!
by the extra inch in your pants January 3, 2010
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google-time

"invest a little google time"
deciding that an idea, problem or fact is deserving of several minutes of research via google.com

Your time is valuable and the internet is full of distractions thus making google-time a commodity.
after recent conversations with my wife, I've decided to invest a little google-time into better understanding why our betta fish hasn't eaten anything since we bought him almost 2 weeks ago.
by cweave January 25, 2011
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Google says

When you Google something and it comes out with an answer. Due to the awesome power of Google, what it says is 99.99% right.
Google says Berlin is the capital of Germany.
by Mb500 April 1, 2009
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Googled out

When you're so bored that you've completely ran out of things to Google.
Oh man - I'm so bored, I've totally googled out!
by Ptr F February 28, 2008
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