Gooching. The act of grabbing/rubbing two fingers on someones gooch area. can be done either sexually or as a means of punishment or beating up. Mythically it is possible to gooch someone until they jizz.
Lets gooch that new year 8 kid, hes a pinhead. Gooch him good he didn't pay his money.Ohh baby gooch me till i jizz. HElP hes gooching me!!
by jizzhead April 11, 2009
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Get the Gooch mug.by Alexander Spengler January 22, 2008
Get the Gooch leather mug.When your taking a leak at a urinal. Your gooche all of a sudden has a sharp pain as if a pointy spike is being shoved up there. usually happens if you've had a hernia
Guy at Urinal: AHHHhhh ouchhh that fucking hurts
His Friend: hey man whats wrong
G a U: Uhh mann i got that Gooche Spike
His Friend: hey man whats wrong
G a U: Uhh mann i got that Gooche Spike
by Alaskanhybrid October 20, 2009
Get the Gooche Spike mug.1. My gooch was itchy as hell today.
Damn, my gooch is sweaty as hell.
Fuck, you kicked me right in the gooch.
That bitch licked my gooch all night long.
2. Man your such a fucking gooch!
Yeah, that faggot is such a gooch.
Why do you always have to be such a gooch?!
Shit, my mom is being so fucking goochy.
Damn, my gooch is sweaty as hell.
Fuck, you kicked me right in the gooch.
That bitch licked my gooch all night long.
2. Man your such a fucking gooch!
Yeah, that faggot is such a gooch.
Why do you always have to be such a gooch?!
Shit, my mom is being so fucking goochy.
by GoochGoblin July 11, 2006
Get the Gooch mug.The precious area between a male scrotum and the anus. It provides the use of connecting these very important body parts for a male.
Robert told me that he applies deodorant on his gooch to prevant the excessive sweating and vinegary stench that his gooch excretes.
Phillip hates it when his dog bites on his gooch while he is sleeping.
Arthur's girlfriend was disgusted at the sight of his hairy gooch, but still continued to lick it.
Phillip hates it when his dog bites on his gooch while he is sleeping.
Arthur's girlfriend was disgusted at the sight of his hairy gooch, but still continued to lick it.
by cunthunter June 12, 2008
Get the gooch mug.Clearing or hoofing the ball upfield and then chasing it down. The epitome of English Football and about as far as you can get from Total Football. When the ball is punted upfield the stadium shouts HOOOOF and then you try and charge the ball down and bundle it over the line.
"I go and watch my son play Gooch football. If anyone gets the ball down and tries something and then loses the ball, the coach says 'do that again and you're off'." - Waddle
"Flair players are increasingly regarded as luxuries. Gooch football is about getting rid of the ball at the back and chasing it - physique rather than technique." - Waddle
"Hoof"
"Flair players are increasingly regarded as luxuries. Gooch football is about getting rid of the ball at the back and chasing it - physique rather than technique." - Waddle
"Hoof"
by Tamek Iller December 24, 2008
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