god

The cause of all life’s problems...

Person 1: the world is so fucked up.
Person 2: yeah it’s all god’s fault...

by // :-0 // June 18, 2018

God

1. A Omnipresent, Omnipotent, and Supernatural being that ascends through time and space, an almighty being, the ruler of the universe. You, yes all of you mortals must worship this being for it is your love and life. A female god is called a goddess.

2. Someone who’s the best at something.

EX1. P1: Hey, what God do you worship?
P2: I don’t worship anything.
P1: oh

EX2. Wow! Whoever made this is a god! I would worship this guy who made this literally!

by Sylvetube February 19, 2018

God

This is the person that is not a he nor a she cause God is his own being. He is your father in heaven who cares for you and gives you free will but you can't take advantage of that. You have to decide on your own on what to do and when you need help then he's there.(he won't immediately help you right then and there, we'll he might, but he will.) Cause think, you only have about 70 years of living on this earth and want to drink and have fun or not even believe in God? But in heaven you will have eternity and have all that you want but still shouldn't take advantage of that:) just look at the sun, how is a ball of fire still burning out there for millions of years??

The world: hey lets get drunk and have a party that'll only last a few hours yeahh and disobey our parents.

God: I will allow you to do that, but when it comes to judgement day I will ask why you chose to do these things for a short amount of time.

by KyroPlayz March 19, 2018

God

He is wonderful ,glorious , majesty ,creator and many more he created you he loves you repent he is coming soon

God is real

by Ellechelle July 8, 2018

God

god is just basically better than you

God is better than you

by Ur_mom_gay23 July 23, 2018

God

Fake. Its fucking fake. Its not real. Some dumbass made him up. Just give it up, stop praying, jesus isnt in your stomach, were all going to die, and were never going to “heaven” or “hell.

Person 1: Oh my god
The Nobody: Yes

by HypE Fenix August 3, 2018

God

A word with over 800 definitions in the Urban Dictionary.

Wow God means so many things!

by GodOfPigeons August 18, 2018