hob goblin

when a male performs self masturbation and curls up to himself and sounds like freakitty old man while ejaculating...he is performing the hob goblin.

Man I just walked in on kevin and he was hob goblin like a mofo... that nasty nigguh!!! WTF!!??

by Frsh To Death April 17, 2010

chode-goblin

One who gobbles the chode.

My friend bill is achode-goblin

by Steve August 10, 2003

the goblet

The act in which a person takes their fist and jams it into another person's anus...while the hand is inside,it opens and the fingers dangle around in a creepy fasion while the giver of the goblet laughs eerily

Jon Berry gives himself the goblet 3 times a day.

by Dan-The originator of the goblet-Bizzle October 11, 2006

Change Goblin

A generally violent and egotistical person who always has change.

Hey Change Goblin! Hook me up on some of them Washingtons!

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

titty goblin

1: A smaller man that is obsessed with knocking large breasts around and just getting in there for hours.

2: To Gobble or Gobbling on some large breasts. Really getting in there.

1: That guy is crazy in to cleavage. He is a huge titty goblin

2: Guy 1 - That girls melons are massive!

Guy 2 - If I was with her i'd be titty goblin

Guy 1 - Spend all my days livin up in there.

Guy 2 - I'd be like "gobble gobble gobble!"

by Rammz February 26, 2014

gutter goblin

A troll like female who is picked up or found in a less than classy establishment.

Man what happened to you last night, we lost you at the bar ?! - I ended up coming across this gutter goblin and bringing her home.

by BobbyDanny March 18, 2014

Giggle goblin

biggest compliment you can give somebody in any situation

“My wife left me”
“Don’t worry you’re just to giggle goblin for her”
“Thanks man love you”

by matthewc201828377 September 15, 2020