global colding

The actual effect of global warming. I am really cold and my heating bill is out of control.

because of global warming, the global colding is causing me to freeze my ass off

by albertgore January 3, 2010

global

This is another term for the internet.

"You will find it on global"
"Upload it onto global"

by NickyTNZ June 27, 2006

Globally warm

Extremely hot day, apparently due to the effects of global warming

Jeez this must be the first globally warm day of the year

by Bobertino228 March 16, 2009

Gloamist

Someone who has a lot of followers or fans such as subscribers or followers.

Ethan: Hey who is a good youtuber?

Warren: GLOAMIST

by Gloamist July 28, 2013

glgapafwmyktibbystnwmwdywfmwyaglg

If people say this they're saying "I'm an actual fucking retard."

Person 1: "It's always wyd, never glgapafwmyktibbystnwmwdywfmwyaglg."
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up. You are actually immeasurably stupid. I wish cunts like you would all stop breathing."

by Centiliter March 2, 2021

Glog

A blog about the tv show Glee or anything related to the show.

Angela: I'm gonna go glitter
Booth: Okay then, i'll just go on tumblr and glog about the teaser for next week's glee episode

by gleekgirl97 September 26, 2010

global traveler

A global traveler is one who has been murdered and dismembered. The body parts are then distributed to remote geographic locations across the globe. Also could be referred to as a "jet setter".

"Have you seen Jake lately? He's been missing for two weeks."

"I haven't seen him for a long time. These dudes down the block told me that he's a global traveler so you might not see him around anymore."

by goochlive April 14, 2010