by urban potato June 19, 2024
Get the Gochujang Glazemug. noun
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”
by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025
Get the Donut Glaze Syndromemug. by Phoenix the savage September 4, 2025
Get the Glazed Jennymug. Noun:
When a girl cums out of her ass from anal.
A clear sticky paste that, upon first appearance, could be mistaken as the glaze from a Krispy Kreme donut.
When a girl cums out of her ass from anal.
A clear sticky paste that, upon first appearance, could be mistaken as the glaze from a Krispy Kreme donut.
by Mcsince83 March 26, 2020
Get the GLAZEDmug. When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian glazed donutmug. by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017
Get the Glaze holemug. 