Rude Gert

A big asshole, dick and just ugly idiot in general. And simps every female in sight.

Ugh, that RUDE GERT Is a dick.l

by Noellife January 5, 2023

Dirty gertner

When a woman shits in your mouth while eating you out.

Wow, I can’t believe Richard let his girlfriend give him a dirty gertner.

by Professor Snarkstein January 29, 2024

swirly gerth

When you buy a set of electric toy trains and you tie your baby to the tracks naked with its legs spread and you tape a drill with an eggplant on the front of it going full speed and it hits the babies insides so deliciously that it’s ancestors can feel it.

Tomorrow I am going to swirly gerth my entire bloodline.

by Mommy chinked 6000 January 7, 2024

Take a Gretzky

Taking a "Gretzky" refers to taking a number 2 in a porta-potty in the winter time when the porta-potty chemicals are frozen; you go in a drop a puck on the ice.

Me: "The porta potty is frozen but I gotta take a shit."
My Boss: "It's cool, just take a Gretzky."

by Haveyouseenmenards? December 21, 2020

Doing a Gert

Doing anything, apart from the actual thing you are meant to be doing, at any one time.

See that guy there, he's doing a Gert. Not getting it done today.

by Workhorse1 September 7, 2021

The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"

The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"

The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025