Gayier

The act of seeming normal but rapidly and overwhelmingly becoming gay at an alarming rate.

"Kris Simmons, Richard Simmons son denied being a fruit cup.

But we all knew. Especially batman . That kris was becoming gayier , vmbecause he started to love short shorts and men.

by Chainwaxxx420 March 31, 2025

Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.

Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

by MFG.24 June 6, 2025

Gayer

Someone who is heterosexual but acts so homosexual, that you can't tell he's heterosexual.

My freind is so gayer

by User-adfdeb4f46 June 23, 2025

Boot-Gazer

A Boot-Gazer is a person who bends down to look under the bathroom stall in order to see the boots or shoes of the person using the toilet. The act of Boot-Gazing then permits the "Gazer" to find out, undetected, who is in the stall. Sometimes a diversion can be created, like running water or a hand dryer, to mask the sounds of a Boot-Gazing.

"Ron started the faucet and then bent down to look under the stall. He recognized Lew's Boots, thus Ron is a Boot-Gazer".

by Kirk Sullaba Saw September 7, 2007

Skort Gazzer

A person (usually a man) that looks up a person's (usually a woman) skort when he/she uses the restroom.

"God, Trevor is such a skort gazzer! I just caught him peeking while i was peeing!"

by Pacoman444 February 8, 2010

meat gazer

A secretly gay or "curious" male who fixes his eyes upon other men's junk; a gay man

Hey dude... why does it seem like you're always checkin' out other dudes junk? You were totally scoping our servers package you meat gazer!

by Theghost43 February 10, 2015

Meat Gazer

A female/male who stares at men's packages and try to image the size of it.

I was doing a presentation for work and this meat gazer was at the front row looking at my package. WTH!?!?!?!

by Bose21 September 10, 2016