Guitar Squirtle

The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.

Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.

"Bro, look at that Guitar Squirtle!"

by TheRealGruffalo October 15, 2022

guitar licking

the licking of one "guitar strings" is when one person eats another person's hairy rear end.

I love guitar licking after a tequila

by didsomebodysaymenulog November 17, 2022

Guitar Hero

A good game......

I don't know why everyone is whinging that people think that because they can complete a level on Expert that they can play it on a real guitar, but no one has ever claimed that they could play actual guitar just because they are good at guitar hero. Everyone knows that one's skill on a video game doesn't denote their skill level on another thing.

Guitar Hero is a good game which kills time, and playing a real guitar is also fun 🙂

by UltimateDoge December 5, 2022

Guitar Amp

The only electronic device that becomes more desirable the more physically and functionally broken it is.

my brand new guitar amp sucks. i am going to but a $69,000 goldentone amp off ebay that was found in a pond and all the tubes are burnt out

by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 5, 2023

Guitar effect

When something or someone doesn’t feel the same as it used to and there is no point anymore.

I tried to play guitar after years but i don’t have the same passion, its a guitar effect.

by John the mailman September 16, 2023

Guitar player

Scarily good.
Probably has more guitars than friends.

Donavan- “I have 5 guitars!”
Lexi- “your a guitar player? So you have no friends?”
Donavan- “aren’t you my friend?”
*awkward silence*

by Bitchless-Lesbian October 23, 2023

Guitar Poser

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.

Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face

by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024