Grundle

The undercarriage of the male anatomy, often associated with an odiferous smear referred to as grundle butter; pungent
I’d been riding my mule for hours, and my grundle was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock.
by Trail crew December 10, 2022
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grundle of dawn

a statement used to express an extremely early time to wake up in the morning. more specifically, an hour or 2 before sunrise.
"i gotta get up at the grundle of dawn tomorrow..."
by gamerking7 September 26, 2008
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Grundle Protector

Protection of the patch of skin between the ballsack and butthole (grundle) by way of plastic or rubber inserts. Often attacked by hands or genetalia.
A: How was da club?
B: Like shit! Forgot my grundle protector.
by GroupB May 05, 2014
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Alex Finer's taint
There is an erroneous musk wafting from his grundle.
by semondemon69 November 02, 2021
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Godzilla Grundle

Godzilla Grundle is usually the place between the thighs and on the crotch area of any SHMonsterArts or NECA Godzilla figure. Term was (I think) originally used by JobbytheHong, popular figure reviewer.
Jobby: *Spreads Godzilla's legs* “Beautiful spread, Good ol Godzilla Grundle.”
by AltonFBF January 18, 2024
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I tried to shave my grundle but I just ended up making it itch.
by The Return of Light Joker November 18, 2011
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Grundle Secretion

The scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one's grundle. This nether-region, tucked between one's balls (or vagina) and anus, shows symptoms of Grundle Secretion (GS) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees Fahrenheit, among many others.
John: "Dude, when Megan and I switched airline seats I didn't think I would be sitting in a damp puddle. Do you think she peed?"

Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."
by McCuntBuckets January 26, 2015
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