Danny glover

When you take a massive shit and go to wipe but nothing is there

I think Danny glover stopped by and wiped my ass with his glove from angels in the outfield when I wasn’t looking

by Kenji716 June 27, 2022

callen glover

Hes Strong in battle meaning in the middle of a situation he becomes powerful. He's Handsome with a good body and big dick. Funny and intelligent and protective.

Breanna: just forget about callen glover you can get dick from any guy
Taylor: The only dick I'll ever ride is callens

by Professional Intelligence October 2, 2023

Spider-man glove

When someone gets drunk and puts on a toy spider-man glove on and jacks off with it then they proceed to go around giving everyone high-fives ad slapping them on the face with their gloved hand.

We got joey so wasted last night he pulled a spider-man glove.

by a. dow. February 27, 2011

Gentlemen's Glove

A Johnny, a rubber, the ultimate weapon of defence for a man of no commitment

Jeeves, fetch the gentlemen's glove, I require a posh wank.

by dwarvenrogue May 27, 2016

washing the glove

When you nut in your palm and then fist a bitch.

Me and my old lady are planning on washing the glove tonight.

by smackmondo February 19, 2018

inside-of-glove fingers-curl

Refers to the chillier-weather hand-maneuver that you periodically perform when your digits get chilly inside your mittens; it involves withdrawing your half-frozen appendages from the glove's cold-moisture-soaked fingers and rolling them up into your palm to help warm them a bit more.

I had to handle wet items while running my errands around town during today's unseasonable snowstorm, so I was obliged to frequently perform the inside-of-glove fingers-curl so that my hands wouldn't go numb.

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

T-Shirt and Glove Weather

Weather in which your hands are extremely cold and your arms are warm because your body is also weird.

It's t-shirt and glove weather again today.

by Ace6040 November 18, 2020