hit the glove

Beat the dick, Choke the chicken, spank the monkey

He admitted that he hit the glove last night

by Richnyung124 October 20, 2015

bald glove

When you stretch a shaved scrotum over your hand like a glove.

I put on my bald glove before i shook his hand.

by TheBaldGlove December 26, 2015

cunt glove

A name used when your friend has already used a genitalia paired with an article of clothing

Your such an asshat Dave. Well Mary your being a cunt glove yourself.

by Bestlaughgasever March 3, 2016

double glove

In medicine, a way of warning a fellow coworker that a patients bodily fluids are positive for a blood-borne disease.

Me: Hey Venesa, could you start an IV on my patient in room 5226?

Venesa: Sure!

Me: Make sure you double glove, he’s got The HIV.

by gazellien February 28, 2019

Moist glove

When you jerk off with every liquid in you house with a glove

I just moist gloves with orange juice

by Bemining December 12, 2018

Golden Gloved

The act of urinating into a latex glove and then slapping someone and popping it on your partners face

I got golden gloved last night and totally wasn’t expecting it!

by Masterdebator1234567 January 2, 2019

Glove Tan

Pale color of the skin after wearing a rubber glove for an extended period of time. Frequently, the pale color of the hand is marked in sharp contrast by the normal skin tone of the affected individual above the wrist. Glove tan is especially common among medical staff and workers in biomedical or chemical laboratories.

Lab member 1: Boy, we sure had a long experiment today.

Lab member 2: Dude, I know, check out my sick glove tan.

by lab_masta_flex July 17, 2018