Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton

1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton is an extremely ugly celebrity; who is famous for being famous. She is known for having 1 eye that is larger then the other. This is due to plastic surgery. This can been seen to comparing photos of Paris from when she was a teen to now. Her earlier photos didn't show this deformity. In fact, Paris Hilton was actually sexy before she paid a talentless doctor to cut apart her face. although she denies having plastic surgery; ANYONE that has seen photos of her when she was young can tell the difference. Along with here disproportional eyes; she also has a razor thin nose and swollen fake looking lips. She also wears contact lenses to change her eye color. Paris really become famous after accidentally (On Purposes) releasing a porn film of her having boring sex with her boyfriend at the time Rick Salomon. The film was called "1 Night in Paris." This lead to a staged reality shows called "The Simple Life." The show also started Nicole Richie before she became a broomstick.
dispute the show being 100% staged and predesignated, the show did have 3 seasons. The Simple Life has allowed Paris to get into somewhat main-stream acting. Mainly horrible B movies like the junk National Lampoon's puts out on a constant basis. The directors and actors that have worked with Paris complain that she is completely unable to remember her lines. So mainly Paris is used as "Eye Candy." Which is odd seeing as Paris is the ugliest celebrity to ever end up in Hollywood. She is also know for trademarking the phrase "That's Hot." So even though her parents own the Hilton Hotel chain, and she on her own has millions of dollars; Paris decided she needed the royalties from anyone that uses a phrase she didn't make up in the first place. Unlike other multimillionaire, Paris rarely, if ever, gives donations to charity groups. So Paris Hilton's status as a human being is at level (ZERO); meaning she contributes nothing to aid the world.

When I meet God I'm going to ask 1. Why is 1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton so ugly? And 2. If it was all a joke, then why make her so dumb? Don't you want her to understand the fact that you made her so ugly as a joke? I mean I get the joke and I think it's hilarious! But I think Paris Hilton is the type of person who would forget out to breath if her brain didn't do it automatically. Maybe that is part of the joke? Even funnier!

by the2ndflood October 6, 2008

Giant Black Penis

one of the many things i wish i had

If only i wasn't hung like a crayon and had a gian black penis

by asymptote October 23, 2003

gantry

the upper echolon on the battle arena pipe plaza in the game mariokart. often used by sneeky or underhanded player to gain an elevated advantage in order try and kerrigan thier opponent.

James : "Fuck sake Ryan is on the gantry, what a nonce."
Richard : "Yeah he tried to kerrigan me, what a twat.

by rugbyroad007 December 21, 2008

Ghantous

Pr. Noun.: A fairly reserved, smooth-talking and mild-mannered man. He is usually of Lebanese descent but is constantly mistaken as Spanish. A heavy smoker, Ghantous redefines how to make cigarettes "cool". Aspires to drive a BMW, not for the image, but rather for the quality of the drive.

Did you see how cool that guy looked when he flicked his cigarette? He must be a Ghantous!

by Johnny Tails December 31, 2010

first glance gay

Someone who at first glance you think is gay, and then he fucks some chick

Dude, I thought my best friend was coming on to me, then he fucked my girlfriend. Dammit, I wish he was a fucking real gay instead of one of those first glance gays.

by Patches22 March 6, 2010

lesbifying glance

The cocksure, almost lesbian way that an effeminate heterosexual man checks out a female that he wants to mate with.

She struts into the room, but I don't know her. But w/ a lesbifying glance I just sort of look her over. We had a drink or two well maybe three. And then suddenly she starts telling me her life story.

by Alice Trooper October 8, 2011