galloping asshole

A galloping asshole is someone so stupid that words fail to convey the degree of stupidity that person is capable of.

Didja hear? Jack blew up his car. Yeah he lit a match to see how much gas was in the tank. He's a real galloping asshole.

by isa alharamiyy September 5, 2006

galo

A person who is normally good at halo. They own people at most things and are amazing.

Bro my friend galo is the shit.

by guitarmainiac1000 June 29, 2008

gaylord perry

A term of endearment but with a homophobic nature.

What you been up to, Gaylord Perry?

by dickdarrel May 13, 2016

Gaylord

Anyone with the name Gavyn which translates to GAvYn. You are mega gay. All time gay.

"Omg look it's the Gaylord," she said while looking at GAvYn.

by Me_no_never July 12, 2018

Gaylor

A Gaylor is a person who theorises and speculates on Taylor Swift's sexuality. They are most known for interpreting Swift's song lyrics in a way that fits their narrative of her being queer - most often lesbian or bisexual - even though there's no confirmed relationships between Swift and other women or any statements made by her that would convince them of this; so pure speculation is at the play. They are well spotted on Swiftie Twitter by a "🌼" emoji placed next to their dn or in their bio, representing Kaylor, a ship between Taylor and Karlie Kloss.

A person who is against their narratives is called a Hetlor by the Gaylor community. According to Gaylor ideology, Hetlors are homophobic for being against the speculation of Taylor Swift's sexuality, as they are "just looking at her lyrics through a queer lens," but they're actually just trying to tell Swift what she is and what she isn't.

Notably Gaylors tend to accuse Swift of dating various different women, such as previously mentioned Karlie Kloss, Julianne Hough and Dianna Agron. Since Taylor has had multiple different confirmed relationships between men, Gaylors will put those off as "just beards" so that they can drive their narrative of her dating the women mentioned above. Although Swift has made numerous statements of her dislike of people speculating on her relationships and accusing her of dating her friends, Gaylors disregard that and continue dragging her out of the closet she supposedly is in.

Person A) I'm a gaylor - I believe

that Taylor Swift is a lesbian. 🌼

Person B) That's bad. You're literally telling

her what her sexuality is, even

though she's never explicitly

stated that she is queer, so if

she is queer, you're forcing her

out of the closet. You're not

letting her come out on her own

terms. Besides, she's not a

movie character whose

sexuality you can just spe-

Person A) You're homophobic. Taylor Swift

girl kisser. 🌼🌼

by Carolinatears September 5, 2023

gallooping

term used by Italian/American women for shopping from store to store.

"Let's go gallooping for christmas. I gotta lotta things to buy for the family!"

by jojo boots September 14, 2005

gallopyermaggot

An old English fertility rite usual performed during Mayday at the same time as Kleeble. Adult male members of a village stand in a circle on the village green, remove their members from trousers and gallop their maggots in tune to the chants of the gathered populace. As the pace of the chants increase so does the speed of galloping untill one after another the partcipants ejaculate their seed onto the soil. The first to ejaculate is given an expensive bottle of wine by the village virgin

Gallopyermaggot, gallopyermaggot get yer plonker out but look at poor John it is so small he can hardly get it out

by Stan Freeman October 11, 2006