Frozen Vegetable

Someone who has done something really dumb that has put you at the advantage in whatever situation you may be in.

''No way... You Frozen Vegetable!''

by kikikiki2145 March 28, 2024

Frozen Hot Dog Spill

Frozen hot dog spill

A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.

"I finally got him back to my place and things were heating up, but then he fumbled with the condom, knocked over my lube, and apologized twice. Total frozen hot dog spill.”

by B0bbyKnuckl3s August 1, 2025

Frozen Devils Clutch

After performing the devils clutch you step into a colder area allowing the testicle to become entrapped. This allows for maximum male orgasms

“Hey mitchell come over on Christmas Eve and let me show you what I got you for your stocking. I’m gonna take you into an ice bath and let you try a Frozen Devils Clutch.”

by jmp definition June 6, 2022

Frozen delight

When a Mexican tells you the cum isn’t spicy but it tastes spicy and you get confused but still eat it anyway and enjoy it but question while the Mexican lied.

Mexican: “Eat it”

Geck: “No”

Mexican: “It’s spicy”

Geck: “No it’s not”

Mexican: “Fuck off. Frozen delight bitch”

by BoobaBoba069 July 15, 2022

frozen peas

Something i say instead of "cool beans," because I'm edgy, distant, and misunderstood.

"Father, I do not necessarily feel like an aardvark."

"That's frozen peas, son."

by xmonke March 14, 2023

frozen frosty

Would be taking your semen and mixing it with ice cream then freezing it and serving it to either your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, or guest.

Dang that ice cream is amazing what flavor would you call it?
Oh maybe frozen frosty?

by Obsidian Black May 22, 2018

Frozen Rope

A string of male ejaculate preserved in a freezer to be used at a later time.

My guy Justin has a bunch of frozen ropes in his freezer for future family planning. He’s pretty smart like that. See where some may dispose of a rope in a tube sock, he hides them under boxes of Eggo Waffles.

by Mr. Sploosh August 25, 2022