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the frozen gaunt

Where you shit a large turd in a large size condom. Place in in the freezer till solid, then find a person that is passed out and insert it into there asshole. So next day when they wake up they have defrosted turd in there arse. That they will need to remove.
A bloke passed out on my couch last night so I gave him "the frozen gaunt"
by pistolwood March 27, 2015
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Fresh frozen

A word chefs use to describe gross microwaved frozen reheated food to Ramsey.
"Did you microwave this fucking slop?" "Its fresh- Fresh frozen"
by Mike Hunttttttttt June 16, 2020
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vapor in the frozen haystack

1. the essence of living life passing the least amount of friction possible

2. acknowledging one's longing for an unrequited love
"he seems really quiet/mysterious, whats up with that guy?"

"well hes a vapor in the frozen haystack if you ask me"

"i miss my girl, i might just stay at home thinking about her like a vapor in the frozen haystack"
by perockups August 15, 2009
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The Frozen Chosen

The Presbyterian Church. Frozen by their beliefs and Chosen by God to do His will. It can also mean that they can be overly traditional and not welcome to change.
I went to the Presbyterian Church today and it was so quiet in service I can see why they are called the "The Frozen Chosen".
by Presby November 13, 2013
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Longer Than Frozen Turkey

Someone that takes seemingly FOREVER or a very long time
"You should be stronger than me but instead you're longer than frozen turkey" from the Amy Winehouse song "Stonger Than Me"
by Crystal Lee January 4, 2008
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cool frozen beans

a throw up between the words "cool beans" and "beansicles". Meaning its so cool, its frozen
by butterflybiffle1 March 28, 2009
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blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D
stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"
by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008
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