licking out my freezer

An extremely personal act usually performed under the combined influences of booze and extreme cold.

"I'll probably be licking out my freezer till 11 or so."
"Gross, dude."

by buttercupsdan May 10, 2009

Mr.Freeze

when u masturbate in a cup, then put it into the freezer and wait till it turns into a ice cub then put it in her mouth next make her suck it.

"make me some Mr.Freeze. Suck it bitch mmmmm.. That nice jiz ice cube. "

by Starberry shake September 30, 2007

Titty Freeze

A freezer made out out of the fleshy part of the right brest, good for storeing meat and cheese.

Bob: Im going to pull my meat out of the titty freezer.

by Azzmation November 4, 2006

Freeze Your Eggs

Relax, slow down, show patience.....as in a woman freezing her eggs for future pregnancy

You don't even graduate this year, you need to Freeze Your Eggs yo

by Eddie O Spaghetti O April 11, 2008

Freeze Pop

Sticking a Popsicle up your ass, and sticking your dick in a carton of Ice Cream.

(Scenario: On a date at the pizza place)

Jack: So I did a freeze pop the other day and my wife walked in...

Jane: Are we gonna order food now?

Jack: I'm in the mood for ice cream actually...

by AlanizWins July 28, 2009

new freezer

A frigid new girlfriend that won't put out.

Dude 1: Been goin' out wiv Brandice for 24 hours and she keeping me away from parking da beef bus in tuna town.

Dude 2: Fuck day bredren, drop her like a wet fish cuz she ain't nuffin' , she's nuffin' but a New Freezer, you get me? Ya Dunno.

by Spackattackmasack April 19, 2018

freeze dried camel gooch

anything and everything that is ultimately wrong and generally shit in life

ah mate the north is a hench pile of freeze dried camel gooch!!!

by billmchperson August 31, 2008