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shirt pants

Shirt pants is an insult aimed at people with a basic or plain style, shirt and pants wearing people, who critique those whose style is more "extra".
Oh you don't like my outfit? What you got on shirt pants? Hmm, a shirt and pants? How creative.
by Itmeizzie July 20, 2022
mugGet the shirt pantsmug.

shirt man

you should take his hand or he will kill you
?????: i'm the shirt man, take my hand
Kelly: no
?????: then u must DIE
by boi76 November 29, 2018
mugGet the shirt manmug.

Monkey shirt

A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.

A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.
Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.

Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!
by HugaN February 14, 2012
mugGet the Monkey shirtmug.

Sperm Shirt

A T-shirt not meant to be worn, but rather to be made into a makeshift vagina of sorts; to collect semen after ejaculation during masturbation.
Never throw out your old t-shirts, they can easily be turned into a great sperm shirt.
by Maars August 6, 2011
mugGet the Sperm Shirtmug.

Shirt Taters

A slang term for breasts. Originating from the idea of two potatoes being smuggled under one's shirt.
"I went jogging without a sports bra and now my shirt taters are so sore."

"When shots get poured at our parties, you're bound to see some shirt taters come out."

"Damn! Look at the shirt taters on her!"
by BoatCrew September 24, 2011
mugGet the Shirt Tatersmug.

gangbang shirt

Gangbang Shirt – The act of taking your t-shirt and lifting the front of the shirt over your head while your arms remain in the sleeves. This style is typically employed at gangbangs to allow prime viewing and minimal interference while banging but quick and convenient coverage while on a break or while waiting to get back to the hole.
I stretched out my brand new Widespread Panic t-shirt by wearing it as a gangbang shirt last weekend at the party. It was soooo worth it.
by Crazi8 May 16, 2014
mugGet the gangbang shirtmug.

On a shirt bro.

"On a shirt" or "put that on a shirt" or "THAT ON A SHIRT".
These phrases mean that the shit goes hard.
They also mean that its true, or clever.
So clever, cool, or true that you would indeed put it on a shirt and wear it.
This term was made by me and i live in florida so you can call it florida slang my fellow jits lmao.
"Bro what should our clan name be on Call of duty?"
"Uhh... OH! name it, *insert cool name*"
"Dude thats sounds cool AF if it was On a shirt bro."

I came up with this cause i wanted to come up with a cool name for sumn and i was like that would look cool on a shirt too.
by Hommesdepalourdes June 28, 2021
mugGet the On a shirt bro.mug.

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