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football player build

A term used to describe a fat body type in an online profile. Instead of calling your self fat, you say football player build. Mostly used in gay men's profile's online
WGM, 48, 5'6/250 Grn eyes/goatee/tats
by Rick James April 5, 2005
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Football Twitter

The part of twitter dedicated to Football. Arguably this is what makes Twitter the best social media platform to use. This area of twitter is famously run by VanDenBang. Notable moments include the war against kpop and #GetMalikToEurope
by Unknown I think September 8, 2019
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Football bat

When something is totally supery-dupery gay, you can say that it's "as queer as a football bat." Because you don't use a bat in football. See also, tennis helmet.
I'm thinking of switching to FaceBook 'cuz MicePace is getting gayer than a football bat.
by panicBoy January 2, 2008
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Football Player

Hey, you're his best friend, what's a synonym for Robert Wood? Soccer player?

Fuck no, Robert Wood means football player, and if you don't believe me, his best friend, just check Urban Dictionary.
by G1NG August 30, 2010
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usc football

One of the best college football teams. Hadn't lost in years until the Rose Bowl against the Texas Longhorns. Still one of the best college football teams in the nation.
-Change the channel!! Why watch this trash when you can watch USC football!!?
by HipHoPNicoLE August 7, 2007
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australian rules football

a pathetic excuse for aussies to excel in something, they are inept at real sports like football and rugby and thus they created their own "sport" to give themselves something to cheer about
random aussie: "ello mate! lets watch some australian rules football"
Any other person from another country: "i'd rather not"
by sad truth July 12, 2009
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football

America: A sport that is obsessed over by almost everyone, even though the game is boring to watch due to constant pauses in the game. Is highly physical resulting in many health problems later in life. Is talked 99.9% of the time on Sports Center, even when it is the offseason.

The rest of the World: A sport that is obsessed over by almost everyone. Reffered to as "soccer" in America, is actually pretty exciting to watch, but can get frustrating as injuries are faked almost every 25 seconds
America: Person 1 "Hey did you see that segment on sportscenter about
football"

Person 2 "Which one?"

The rest of the World: Person 1 "OMG that was an amazing goal!.....OMG that
guy is being taking off on a stretcher, did you see what happened?"

Person 2 " He got bumped into"
by T. Phill December 30, 2008
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