Fontaine

Fontaine is just a fancy French word for fountain or spring, if you meet anyone who says it, think again about dating them or even being friends with them.

Girl 1: how was Fontaine
Girl 2: I don’t think we can be friends anymore
Girl 1: what?

by Fox glove flowers bloom November 22, 2022

fontaines dc

an Irish band, one of its members is also in the group kneecap.

fontaines dc and kneecap are awesome

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 30, 2025

vince fontaine

The radio DJ in Grease.

Also a term for an older guy crushing on younger girls.

Hey hey this is the main brain Vince Fontaine at Big Fifteen!

by Brigan May 30, 2018

Kaitlyn Fontaine

Kaitlyn is very outspoken and blunt. She tends to speak before she thinks and doesn’t purposely try to hurt those effected. Kaitlyn is sweet to everyone at first, until you give her a reason not to be. Once she is comfortable with you, she will have no problem cracking jokes and play fighting.

Have you met Kaitlyn Fontaine? If not, you’re missing out. She’s THE friend.

by Kf531 February 27, 2021

Slippy Fontaine

That little puddle of piss on a French fountain

"ah shit I sat on a slippy fontaine, now piss will be in my pants for years!"

by Jaffa pope July 7, 2021

Gabe Fontanez

An entitled prick at Palm Beach Gardens Police Explorers who likes to fondle little boys at their first and second meetings. Also likes to date dumb blondes to cover up his true sexuality. He is egotistical and gets awards for speaking Spanish although speaks it like Joe Biden .

R. Kelly is such a Gabe Fontanez
OMG hes such a Gabe Fontanez. what a faggot!

by GabeFontanez November 8, 2021

Joe fontano

An avid steroid user, gym rat.
Spends much of their 20’s in high school, despite missing many classes.

Hey what is joe fontano doing here, shouldn’t he of graduated last year?

by anonymous June 16, 2022