Folded

When you’re really high and you’re folded like laundry.

Hey man... i’m really folded.

by ilickballsforfree November 2, 2019

Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.

"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."

by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024

The folded animator

One of the greatest youtubers of all time

"I'm subscribed to the folded animator!"

by The folded animator July 1, 2022

fold

When you accept something that you actually oppose or disagree too.

Jack: Why do you always fold for her arguments ?

by MS.ShwanThePig November 13, 2023

Leaky folds

When someones fat rolls take on a liquid like form or are unable to be contained by their clothes so flop out of the sides, front or back

"That person's fat is coming out of their clothes"-person 1
"Yep they have leaky folds"-person 2

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

vanticular fold phonation

that thing Alex Brightman does to make the beedlejuice voice

and you cant seem to find how he dose it on the internet

God help me please

alex can use vanticular fold phonation and go from really the sweetest man in the world to really scary dead guy

by fierysnowflakes October 11, 2019

Folded

The act of folding your body in half vertically at the waist when you, or some other poor individual gets their shit rocked.

BRO that dude got lawn chaired!
Nah this ain’t ridiculousness that man got folded.

by Skwidbait July 29, 2020