Foster

A short, freckled kid who thinks he’s all this and that, but he’s really not

Oh did Foster give you the stink eye? Don’t give him the time of day

by Cristy Bloom February 11, 2018

Fostermizing

Cold chilling with hot bitches all weekend club after club

We out on the town Fostermizing the clubs all weekend .

by Pine tree July 14, 2018

Foster

In love with a girl named Brooke.

“Bro you know that bitch Foster?”
“Yea bro.”
“He loves Brooke”

by f&bsittinginatree December 28, 2018

Fosterpost kid

A kid who listens to 90s music plays games from the 90s and 2000s and is a complete reverse pedophile loves british adult females. Hates Ageism and is oppose to the idea of Ageism and Adultism. And makes doom wads.

That Fosterpost kid didn't like Ageism!

by A fosterpost kid March 24, 2019

Foster

the hottest guy in the world. period.

girl: foster why are you so hot?
Foster: because im hot

by EXDA March 26, 2019

FOSTER

A Foster is a sweet guy with a funny personality and doesn’t mind being the center of attention. Foster is smooth with the girls but altho dating a lot of girls he has never found the right one.

Omg Is that foster
Yeah he’s so hot
He’s a hoe

by Kinda Trash June 19, 2019

Forstered

Named after the surname of a good friend's dad who got completely obliterated on his birthday drinking scotch whisky. So wrecked in fact he doesn't drink it anymore! Not only was his balance shit, he couldn't negotiate the stairs and general walking, he had the longest hangover known to any man(so he said).

Gracefully carried on my his son(my friend who is a curry expert of the highest proportions and a petrol head. The son is impartial to the occasional half(social piss head), zombie slaughtering and general madness in the online game of GTA.

"I was out last night and got completely Forstered".

"I wasn't Forstered but I getting there".

"I was Forstered but that curry saved me from a serious Forstering".

by Airport Lad July 21, 2019