floppy chip

A kissing technique that involves shoving your tongue to the back of the other person throat and flicking their uvula so it swings and then frantically move your tongue up and down so when you pull away there is a string of saliva between you

Did you see Gary kiss Tanisha. Man used that floppy chip shit proper drowned her

by Arthur christmas init January 22, 2021

The Floppy Golf Club

The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in

My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.

by Uncon_Cabbage January 4, 2024

floppy wapdego

A large, floppy, and nasty vagina.

Fuck that bitch she gotta floppy wapdego.

by cock meister July 30, 2012

floppy talk

Conversation about computer stuff which has reached the level of detail that average person don't understand.

John: ''Usually that CPU would be enough, but i require at least 8 TFlops and that's without streaming.''
Peter: ''I heard that 7th gen will fall on knees before AMD's Ryzen. I might even switch. Benchmarks seems promising.''
Mary: ''There goes the FLOPPY TALK again. Wanna get some drinks, Jane?''

by floppy man April 15, 2017

Floppy donkey

When a cock is so big, it flops and sways around like a donkey dick

That dude has a floppy donkey!

by Madmonk210 September 17, 2023

Floppy

A relict from an ancient technology to store bits on it.

Q: Is this a beer mat?
A: Yes dude.
Q: But why does it have a hole in the middle?
A: To land your pint properly.
Q: Really?
A: Floppy.

by 8815 March 10, 2023

floppy extrusion

A penis.

That there is one floppy extrusion.

by Ohhohohhhhohh February 18, 2018