Foster's floppy

Inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive alcohol consumption; whiskey dick. (in reference to Foster's Lager.)

The bunch of us got fucking ripped at a bar last night, and after we went home, I tried to throw it into Nancy, but I couldn't. Foster's floppy.

by Jim-Bob McDuggan August 8, 2009

Big Ol' Floppy

1. A flaccid penis; a penis that is not fully erect. More specifically, when the penis is in between the fully flaccid and fully erect stages; can be described as the "meaty" stage

2. A vagina that is stretched out to the point that the lower rim of said vagina has reached the anus; likely from years of promiscuity and/or giant penis(es).

1. Woman: "Is my striptease getting your dick hard?"
Man:"Naw, but I still got a big ol' floppy"

2. Man 1: "Dude I heard you hooked up with that chick last night, how was that?"
Man 2: "Lame, that bitch had a big ol' floppy, it was like humping a hula-hoop"

by Professor D-Bag March 16, 2009

big floppy donkey dick

Just what it sounds like....

"That donkey has a really big, floppy dick!"

by xenowhacker June 2, 2004

sloppy floppy

When you get a blowjob when it's not even hard yet; A blowjob on a penis that isn't even erect; Orally stimulating a flaccid phallic member often belonging to a male.

Nick: "Dude I fucked Karen so hard yesterday"
Timmy: "Really?"
Nick: "Yea and when we were done she even gave me a sloppy floppy"

by Shaquille o Zeal April 22, 2017

flipping the flippy floppy

v.i. 1) having sex. 2) having a raucous, off-the-hook time

"Man, we were flipping the flippy floppy at that convention!"

by man of a thousand names January 25, 2010

fricken floppy donkey dick

something you yell out lound when you are a little bit angry

fricken floppy donkey dick, i got an F in english

by cole hill November 25, 2003

the floppy

an indoor practice golf ball

Practicing with the floppy helps your short game

by Spam4adam November 1, 2006