Inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive alcohol consumption; whiskey dick. (in reference to Foster's Lager.)
The bunch of us got fucking ripped at a bar last night, and after we went home, I tried to throw it into Nancy, but I couldn't. Foster's floppy.
by Jim-Bob McDuggan August 8, 2009
Get the Foster's floppy mug.1. A flaccid penis; a penis that is not fully erect. More specifically, when the penis is in between the fully flaccid and fully erect stages; can be described as the "meaty" stage
2. A vagina that is stretched out to the point that the lower rim of said vagina has reached the anus; likely from years of promiscuity and/or giant penis(es).
2. A vagina that is stretched out to the point that the lower rim of said vagina has reached the anus; likely from years of promiscuity and/or giant penis(es).
1. Woman: "Is my striptease getting your dick hard?"
Man:"Naw, but I still got a big ol' floppy"
2. Man 1: "Dude I heard you hooked up with that chick last night, how was that?"
Man 2: "Lame, that bitch had a big ol' floppy, it was like humping a hula-hoop"
Man:"Naw, but I still got a big ol' floppy"
2. Man 1: "Dude I heard you hooked up with that chick last night, how was that?"
Man 2: "Lame, that bitch had a big ol' floppy, it was like humping a hula-hoop"
by Professor D-Bag March 16, 2009
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Timmy: "Really?"
Nick: "Yea and when we were done she even gave me a sloppy floppy"
Timmy: "Really?"
Nick: "Yea and when we were done she even gave me a sloppy floppy"
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