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flooch

female gooch - patch of skin between cunt and arsehole
"damm, i fucked that bitch so hard i ripped her flooch"
by flopyphil May 14, 2006
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Texas Flood

Also a famous Stevie Ray Vaughn song, but this event occurs after a long day of drinking margaritas and other alcoholic beverages in Austin, TX, or any other Texas town. The offender passes out on your bathroom floor naked just having vomited in your tub and trying to conceal the faux pas by washing it down the drain. You subsequently wake up in a 2-3 inch lake in your house, apt, or hotel room from the resulting vomitus blocking the drain. Legal action will depend on the dwelling this was completed in.
Jake was so bombed on slippery nipples after the UT game he caused a Texas Flood and evacuted the whole second floor of my condo!!
by shakesNC February 14, 2007
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Floofin'

When a cat's tail is fluffed out from being scared, or excited.
Fluffy's tail is floofin'.
by Nartwo September 7, 2014
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Flooflet

An animal that is small and furry & looks like a droplet of floof.
Look at that hamster, it's a flooflet!
by Linkink803 March 23, 2019
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Flooding The Feed

When somebody excessively updates their status on facebook so many times that it drowns out the status' of others.
Person#1: Oh man, Steve won't stop posting status' about his girlfriend.

Person#2: Yeah, He's totally Flooding The Feed
by TheTickTock October 10, 2011
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Face flooding

Where a group of guys hold down another guy while another pisses in his face.
by Deep blue 2012 September 19, 2009
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flooding the chat

You have been muted for "flooding the chat"
by AlterLynx October 20, 2017
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