muffin flap

the burnt flap hanging off the side of a stale muffin; often used as an insult to people who are hella crusty

guy 1: dude that girl is sooo hot
guy 2: yeah but she's crusty AF
guy 1: dang it
guy 2: I hate it when girls turn out to be muffin flaps

by lizmaster March 12, 2015

Brandy Flaps

When a girl is too drunk to have sex- the equivalent of whiskey dick/brewer's droop for men

Eyup pal, I managed to get Brenda back to my place after the club on Saturday but she was so bladdered she had brandy flaps from the off. I had to settle for a sloppy blowie instead.

by Jubbzarella June 2, 2015

Cougar Flaps

Vaginal lips of and older woman's female member. Not to be confused with Krueger Flaps on an aircraft.

Vanessa's cougar flaps were worn weathered and quite dry.

by Demfcane August 18, 2015

dolphin flap

when a vagina moves like a dolphin

Jesus Sally, you got a Dolphin Flap

by lol memes m8 69 August 30, 2015

Flap Trap

When you go to the store, and see several people, but you can’t escape talking to them and get stuck talking for a long period.

Dad, don’t get caught in the Flap Trap.

by Humble Goose November 26, 2018

flapping chuckie

Named after Chuckie from the rugrats, the flapping chuckie is when a male with red hair whips his dick out and in an up and down motion flaps his dick about making a slapping noise from taint to belly.

I came around the corner and Eric had his pants down doing the flapping chuckie, more cock then I wanted to see in one day.

by Redbeard1988 July 9, 2017

flapping chuckie

Named after Chuckie from the rugrats, the flapping chuckie is when a male with red hair whips his dick out and in an up and down motion flaps his dick about making a slapping noise from taint to belly.

I came around the corner and Eric had his pants down doing the flapping chuckie, more cock then I wanted to see in one day.

by Redbeard1988 July 9, 2017