I just went to the bathroom, but there was still piss on my dick after I went, so I had to fin flap to get it off
by bisensual_bowser November 01, 2021
the burnt flap hanging off the side of a stale muffin; often used as an insult to people who are hella crusty
guy 1: dude that girl is sooo hot
guy 2: yeah but she's crusty AF
guy 1: dang it
guy 2: I hate it when girls turn out to be muffin flaps
guy 2: yeah but she's crusty AF
guy 1: dang it
guy 2: I hate it when girls turn out to be muffin flaps
by lizmaster March 12, 2015
by choda4u2 February 25, 2011
The instance of a man unexpectedly getting hit (skin to skin) with another man's penis in a nude bar.
Pat turned around to his buddy at the nude bar and says" Dude that guy just Flap Jacked me with his dick and it touched my hand!
by MGM629 March 08, 2016
by YOGURLINSHORTS March 24, 2017
When look at the penis externally, the flap of mars is where the scrotum curls around the side of the shaft, leaving a flap which doesn't move without prodding or poking.
Man 1: I've got a big dick.
Man 2: Yeah, but The Flap of Mars in your pants is below average in terms of flaccidity.
Man 1: ...damn.
Man 2: Yeah, but The Flap of Mars in your pants is below average in terms of flaccidity.
Man 1: ...damn.
by NigelMarsflap June 04, 2010
by Wettyflap3000 January 04, 2019