high maintenance friend

A friend who requires more maintenance than their contribution to your life is worth.

Matt was always expecting Christina to make him new clothes, remind him of important dates, and schedule her life around his. He very rarely kept appointments they had to get together, and never accepted invitations that she initiated to get together. Things were always on his terms, and in his way, and eventually Christina stopped trying to maintain the friendship, because Matt was way too much of a high maintenance friend.

by chrismeena2 January 18, 2006

Friend-o-caust

The event that happens every 2-3 months when you realize you don't like or talk to half of the people you are friends with on Facebook and systematically delete them.

Guy 1: Man I don't even remember adding half of these people

Guy 2: I guess it's time to start a Friend-o-caust

by A helpful Platypus April 25, 2011

Best Friend-In Law

When you become best-friends with someone through marriage.

My best friend married Maya's best friend, so now we are best friend-in law's

by Dangeriam December 9, 2009

Sugar Friend

A friend you use just for the money,perks,and benefits

Raquel:OMG...soo I have this friend that has a lot of money and that buys me things

NeNe:Raquel Looks like you got a Sugar Friend named LaShawn

by TheGab July 26, 2015

Snake Friend

A Friend or Associate who dates your Ex Girlfriend or Boyfriend

I heard your peeps is dating your Ex....Damn with their Snake Friend Ass

by Voice Up August 8, 2016

new best friend

A person who is suddenly, and probably artificially, very friendly to you or another person. Usually only used when the prior relationship was less than friendly or when the person is trying to get something.

Annie: Let's see a movie tonight.
Betty: What about Chloe? Don't you want to invite your new best friend?
Annie: As if.

by raindog469 April 11, 2006

You’re fired!

A culturally iconic phrase that is now a widely felt sentiment being expressed toward the TV icon who popularized it, the 45th President of the United States.

The jig is up, Putin’s Pussy, you’re fired!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019