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Directioner

A directioner is someone who supports the band "One Direction" We know a TON about them and love their video diaries... Most people would call us "obsessed fans" but we feel that we are just dedicated. Some of us think that you have to know everything about them when all you really need to do is support Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Liam Payne. We also ship Larry Stylinson but know it is just a bromance, we take their weirdness and love them for who they are
a-"Omg, did you know that Louis loves spoons?" "You're such a directioner"

"I just can't wait to meet the boys one day and tell them how proud I am, I'm a true directioner"
by CurlysGotSwag1D September 7, 2012
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fictionaut

1. A writer of fictional material, primarily of an experimental or speculative nature.
2. A person so distracted by his or her own imagination, that he or she is said to have his or her head in the clouds.
Ray Bradbury is a first rate fictionaut. The other day, I nearly walked into a stop sign; I am such a fictionaut.
by A Lux October 19, 2005
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Directioner

There are many hardcore One Direction fans. The One Direction fandom, is the deadliest fandom. Only certain people are allowed inside the fandom, and if you don't know the exact minute each boy was born, chances are they'll tear you to shreds because you claimed you were a 'Directioner'.

If you don't know the address of each boy, and their families by heart, you are not a 'Directioner'. If you haven't watched them since the X-Factor, you're not allowed in the fandom. If you don't know every inside joke-even if it was from three years ago-you're not a 'Directioner'.

So, if you don't know every last thing to know, about One Direction, don't call yourself a 'Directioner', because the fandom will rip you limb by limb.
If you say something like:
Niall likes Cats!
Harry loves Carrots!
Louis is 'Daddy Direction'!
Liam loves His Hair!
Zayn loves Food!,
You're not a Directioner.
by A Wise Person February 22, 2015
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jiffy lube directions

Directions given using solely Jiffy Lubes as landmarks. Best used in cities, where there are at least 20 Jiffy Lubes on every major road.
Guy Number One: "Yeah, you drive about a mile down 82nd ave until you've passed 2 Jiffy lubes, take a right at the second one and my street is the third one down."

Guy Number Two: "Sweet, I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I definitely won't get lost using those Jiffy Lube Directions."
by Brieeyeball July 7, 2007
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fictional

A term originating from white people in the northern territory of Australia meaning unbelievable, crazy or savage
Dude, had an amazing night with you, things got totally fictional
by airborneali October 6, 2016
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Directioners

Directioners are One Direction fans till the end. Whatever happens they will fight for them. Directioners are all over the world ex. US, UK, Australia, Spain, Japan, Philippines, etc... They can break Vevo in just 1 day. Some people say they are better than FBI. 5SOS is their Fandom BFF
US directioners, UK directioners, Aussie directioners, Asian directioners, best fandom
by Directioner 101 March 23, 2014
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