a reverend feltcher

A priest that uses a straw to suck the cum out of another males anus.

A reverend feltcher (Gray used a straw to feltch off crouchy....wat a feltcher)

by Pezwiltongapa May 16, 2006

felch

a guy fucks someone in the ass, cums in the ass, then sucks the cum out with a straw

brian felched jen

by me September 6, 2003

feeth

When one person has food stuck in between their teeth.

"Yo, you have feeth"
"Hey man, do I have feeth?"

by Ericat February 15, 2008

necrophiphi felcher

If you split the word into two different meaning it is easier to understand. A Necrophiphi is a person who has sexual intercourse with a deceased body. A Felcher is a male who has anal sex and when he releases seamen into the male/females anus then licks the semen with or without a spoon out of the anus

"I heard that Malcom is a Necrophiphi Felcher" said john
"ya he totally licked the cum out of that dead guy" said joe

by Malcom12345 February 24, 2014

felch a foof

The art of catching semen (or other bodily fluids) out of the air after a women foofs (a.k.a fart). A rare form of felching, usually performed by expert felchers.

Kelly: Man, you just totally packed my ass and deposited a bunch of cum in my rectum.
George: Yea, I sure did. Do you have a foof ready for me?
Kelly: One foof coming up.
George: Ok, I am ready to felch a foof. Thanks babe.

by Jon Sack August 4, 2007

feather

To lightly press down on a car's gas pedal so to rev up the engine slighty....from 850 rpm to maybe 1200 rpm. Not a full 12 grand red zone engine blast

Okay, Frank, the car keeps on cutting out on me, so feather the gas so that I see what is going on.

by Big Tom September 14, 2006

funneling (felch recycling)

Also known as felch recycling, the act of felching first, then using a funnel to redeposit the semen back into an awaiting orifice.

Damn dawg I gots a tape of Maria Conchita-Alonso doin some mad funneling!

by Mcfelcha January 27, 2003